Murphy's laws

1. Nothing is as easy as it looks.
2. Everything takes longer than you think.
3. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
4. If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
5. If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
6. If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
7. Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
8. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
9. Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
10. Mother nature is a bitch.
11. It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
12. Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
13. The Light at the end of the tunnel is only the light of an oncoming train


Murphy's love laws

1. All the good ones are taken.
2. If the person isn't taken, there's a reason. (corr. 1)
3. The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
4. Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant. (This constant is always zero.)
5. The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
6. Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
7. The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.
8. Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
9. Nice guys (girls) finish last.
10. The good ones die first.
11. If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
12. Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interesteds the minute they find someone else.
13. Nothing improves with age.
14. There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
15. Although it may seem like that on the outside, no one is having fun being single (not necessarily.)
16. The ABC rule:
If A is attracted to B, and you are attracted to C, A has a better chance with B than you do with C.
B and C are often the same person.
17. Love will cause people to do stupid things.

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Heute stolperte ich wieder einmal darüber und da ich es so unglaublich wahr finde, muss ich es hier posten.
Und weil ich dann auch ganz in meinem Element war, gibt es als Abschluss noch eine kleine Gleichung die beweisen soll, dass Mädchen böse sind... ich natürlich davon ausgenommen :)